Oh my.

I am going to need a job soon. Yes, I know, I knew that before... but the final admission that ebay has a Mecca of vintage fashion means I will be spending money on, say, Edwardian silk robes and wool coats from 1934. This is, like, hard-core vintage. PLUS they have shoes in my monstrous size 12. Life just got a little bit better my friends, yes it did.